No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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