Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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