I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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