Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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