I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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