I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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