they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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