I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
well I can't set my house on fire every night
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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