it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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