Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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