FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
