i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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