Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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