Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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