So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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