Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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