you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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