I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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