All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Randomize
