at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
