I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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