I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'm having to shit out rocks
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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