I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
should my penis look like a turkey
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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