Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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