my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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