Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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