I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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