She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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