There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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