Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I love you.
Bad choice
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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