Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
