Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I want to be your penis for a week.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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