so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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