I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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