Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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