Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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