where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Come on in and take your pants off
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