how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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