I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
