Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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