But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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