Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i was born a porn star she said
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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