So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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