ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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