butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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