I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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