How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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