We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
