? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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