Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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