just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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