he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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