Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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