Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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